Gotta go Fast!… Or at least that’s Sonic’s motto. And our speedy blue friend is certainly one of the fastest. We know. It’s so hard to live up to his standards (especially when our stupid human legs don’t wind-mill effectively for super-sonic velocity). Don’t worry, we have an alternative! Just slip on these Sonic and Knuckles Boxers, and you’re sure to double your speed! … Yeah, okay, so we can’t guarantee that last one, but at least you can look fast by sporting the world’s fastest hedgehog and echidna, right? Right.
Crazy Boxers Men’s Sonic and Knuckles Boxer Briefs
$12.99
The Crazy Boxers Men’s Sonic and Knuckles Boxer Briefs make for a fantastic gift!